Manifesto for the Mina Party

When Mina was adopted by the Wasserman residence, it became only a matter of time before her fame, through the various social networks of the surrounding terrain, secured its present magnitude. Considering both its increasing rate of expansion and indefinite carrying capacity, her infamy, when extrapolated, reached levels unprecedented in recent geographic history. In attempts to anticipate the upcoming power struggles, our organization deemed it necessary, despite sundry internal protestations, to accept Mina's influence as already irrevocably impressed upon a significant proportion of the population, and behave accordingly. Our latest model, generated by repeated statistical analyses, suggested that loss minimization necessitated a complete restructuring of the organization to align with the developments caused by Mina's introduction to the arena. For all intents and purposes, the Mina Party was thus born. Our views, our aims, our tendencies have hitherto been unknown.